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Right, so basically I'm Sarah. I have TWO awesome middle names to compensate for my shitty first one, Acacia Skye. My name actually translates into "Princess Thorny Bush Sky." What could be more pimping? Nothing. I like to pretend I have tons of self-confidence, because in all reality, I have like...none. It's a complex theory I'm totally gonna explain someday, but whatevs. For now, I'll go back to being me sweet-ass mean girl self.



I finally got my driver's license, and now I love being behind the wheel...as long as my supercool boyfriend isn't in the passenger seat, because he's just a dickface when it comes to my driving. For serious. But even though we totally hate each other's guts, he is the peanut butter to my jelly, cheese to my macaroni true love kind of guy. Even though most days we're about to stab one another in the face, we really just go together. He is my bestest boyfriend, and a total geek. We fight all the time, and all of them end in us beating each other to death with pillows and tickle fights. Basically he holds me up when I can't move from crying, and I try to return the favor.




I laugh at my own jokes. This makes me a loser. I want to be a lot cooler than I am, and like all teenage girls, I basically hate myself. I also listen to really sad breakup songs, even though I'm in a relationship, and a generally happy one at that.



I hate college already, and I'm not even in anywhere yet. I just hate the system, basically. Like, they tell you anyone can get in, and then you totally can't get in unless you've been working your ass off since sixth grade. And that means your future is royally fucked, for shizz.



Maybe it's cause I'm a lame slacker, though.



Peace out my homies,

Sarah

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